Wednesday, September 14, 2011

My Big Fat Kardashian Wedding.


kardashian.001   So first off, I should let you know that I feel a bit hypocritical writing about the phenomenon known as “the Kardashians.” I truly have no idea why they are famous, nor do I particularly care for them. Buuuuuuut I do have to admit, they are all beautiful with great hair... and while I don’t think their personal style is very inventive, I do dig that they like luxury and pair things together well. You would be crazy or living under a rock if you hadn’t been bombarded by this wedding nonsense. Let me tell you, this wedding has NOTHING on the royal wedding and that comparison is just obnoxious. See how angry I get, ugh reality stars... unless you are a real housewife of anywhere or Rachel Zoe... I do not care.

The Dresses.

Mrs. Humphries donned 3 separate dresses throughout the wedding and none of them spoke to me. Her actual wedding gown was beautiful albeit nothing like what I was expecting. The fitted bodice and the ball gown skirt were stunningly done in Chantilly lace, buuuuut where I get confused is this weirdo headpiece that I am sure costs more than what you or I or a whole boatload more people make in a year. It would be one thing if she was wearing a very Kate Moss-y flowy hippie gown with her hair down in her usual do... the style would fit much better, but this most definitely does NOT work for me. The second and third gowns fit more with what I was expecting from the bootylicious Kim. First off, they are tight and we all know a Kardashian loves nothing more than to look like a stuffed sausage. My favorite is the second gown, I think it shows off her curves perfectly while still remaining classy. I also loooove the ruffles at the bottom. The third gown is very retro bombshell which totally fits her personality, it just seems a little generic for such a fussed over wedding.

kardashian.002The Bridal Party.

I am a huge fan of bridesmaids in white. I think it can look brilliant and super sophisticated, I think that all of the sisters look beautiful. The dresses are a little cotton candy for my personal taste but I think the girls all look stunning. The tailoring is impeccable! Kris Jenner’s gown is super yuck to me... Remember that Prada gown that Jessica Biel wore a few years back... No? Well it looked like she left the table with her napkin still tucked into her dress... I get the same thing from Mommy Kardashian’s weird bow gown. At least she has 3 more weddings to get it right. 

kardashian.003The Guests:

I love that the couple requested that their guests rock either white or black. I think unifying the colors makes for a beautiful cohesive look. I bet their pictures are going to be stunning. I think it is perfectly acceptable to politely request that your guest wear a certain color... as long as you don’t get too ridiculous. KK’s guest list was filled with some super famous and super random people. Mario Lopez, his dancer girlfriend, George Lopez, Eva Longoria, Demi Levato(a disney star, in case, like me, you had no idea who she was), Scary Spice, the Hilton’s, Ryan Seacrest, and Lala from MTV... Trust me there were a ton of people. Even Lindsay Lohan scored and invite... Shocking! Right!?!? I didn’t think anyone invited her places anymore! Even more shocking was the fact that she showed up in the very same gown the beloved Pippa Middleton wore to the royal wedding... Cracked out LaLohan is never going to win “who wore it best” against the worlds sweetheart Pippa. She probably should’ve kept looking... Just saying.

I think their are definitely some fashion do’s and don’ts in this wedding. Hopefully I wasn’t too angry... But I mean they’re reality stars... They never seem to go away no matter how much we all wish they would :) What do you think? Do you love/hate her gowns? What about the bridesmaids? Would you ever let your girls or guests wear white!?!?

Photos are courtesy of People, PopSugar, and E!



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